Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
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his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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