I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
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