i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
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somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
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I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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