SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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