I must be too annoying 4 u.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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