Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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