we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
there was a trapeze. enough said
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
ttyl tear gas
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
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The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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