Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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