If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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