Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
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