so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
it glows. i had to have it.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I have already put on my inside pants.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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