Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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