So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
