Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I understand Curling. That high.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
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