You're so nebulous sometimes
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
