dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
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Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
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I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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