brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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