Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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