I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
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Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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