sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
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So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I just forgot I was standing up.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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