so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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