Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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