i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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