it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Randomize
