Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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