she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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