Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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