dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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