YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
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Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
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And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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