That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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