He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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