super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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