There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
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I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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