I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
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