Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
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Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
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Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
wow bdsm is so cute
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