Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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