I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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