Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
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We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
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We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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