She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
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Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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