why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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