I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
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I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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