Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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