My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
