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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra

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• (585): View more from New York

  Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for

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• (716): View more from New York

  At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems

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