someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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