Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
