No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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