She announced her abortion via fbk
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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