He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
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Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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