Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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