Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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