i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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