Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
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Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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