well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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