I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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